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28 April 2004
wackeren
An amusing episode on today's As the Apple Turns: Apparently the good folks at Öko-test, in Germany, tested the radiation emissions of a number of laptops. To make a long story short: the only laptop to pass all tests was Apple's, the only laptop to fail miserably was Dell's. Apple Turns draws the obvious conclusion about the Dell Dude.
Suddenly the whole "Dude, you're getting a Dell" thing starts to make sense: Steve the Dell Dude only acted like a simpering moron because he'd suffered radiation-related brain damage. (Clearly that was medical marijuana he was buying.) And hey, could this explain the behavior of those feeble-minded Dell interns, too-- and, dare we say, perhaps even the psychosis of the company's Steve-obsessed CEO? You heard it here first; apparently excessive radiation exposure causes idiocy, dementia, and rampant mediocrity.